whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
girls are just . girls are literally just so good.i cant move
horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
When will they learn