wholewheat:

my blog can be best described as quantity over quality 


dduane:

christiantheatheist:

This man is invaluable. Let’s elect him King of the World and kick back to watch him fix things so everything works.


carlovely:

abandoned tumblr 

by quantum eagle



homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.


Anonymous asked:
you are beautiful. :)

daw thank you so much:3


catnuseverdeen:

I like this a lot


christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 


basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral



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ger0nimooo:

nerdbrainbits:

scarletbanana:

johngreenismypatronus:

definingmymattering:

liamdryden:

rocketfists:

letstrythistumblrthingout:

John Green says something.

(From the TFiOS audiobook. No spoilers.)

I was hoping someone was gonna post this!

Real human being.

Hashtag Real John Green.

This might just be the most inspirational and beautiful thing I have ever heard John say, ever.

holy John Green, Batman

I completely forgot he had to say this while I was reading the book…fantastic

HAHAH



absoluutebliss:

first of all, who allowed me on the internet



When people talk about Tumblr in public…