batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe


hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with maths and throw vases at mean people


cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so


  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no


Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

Cinderella is me

(via tarfeels)


zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason


grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.


Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.


malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.


givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?


woodmeat:

-nirvana-fan-:

woodmeat:

she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face