aduhm:

he fuck that goat


cringepics:

Dean you fucking nutcase


unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it


seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful


kyliekouture:

Kylie Jenner + Black


That whole world is crazy. But that Harry Styles guy, he’s really sweet, he’s a really nice guy.

— Matty Healy, Urban Outfitters Interview (via rufiohealy)



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translaaytion:

tylerslittleshit:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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u turned me straight

Connecticut.



niallbottomed:

I’M CRYING 



headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.


bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with



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