June 2012
wholewheat:
my blog can be best described as quantity over quality
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homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Anonymous asked: you are beautiful. :)
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basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
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ger0nimooo:
nerdbrainbits:
scarletbanana:
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absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
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When people talk about Tumblr in public...
May 2012
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
FOR ALL THAT IS AGONY AND TORTURE TO MY SOUL.:... →
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International…
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Reblog if you're a Whovectioner
davidtenant-irishnandos:
Whovian and a directioner
Seriously need to come up with a better name for it
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esmethenotsogreat:
annathemarmotqueen:
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
it was on megaupload
TOO SOON
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
Watchmockingfey:
partouse:
i’m going to have nightmare for the rest of my life
what IS THIS
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
ranga-sauce:
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
titsforpresident:
the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
the heat of my computer evens out the coldness of my heart
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macaronis:
what if instead of alzheimers when you get old, you develop a disease where you start talking like bill cosBIDDOO DOB BOO DIP DAb
blainiacs:
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
Watchvenomgurl4:
QWOP guy at anime north
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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